THE WAVES GENTLY LICKING AT YOUR FEET,

- YOU'RE NOT A COPPER.
- A CITIZEN'S ARREST.

RUDDY HELL, IT'S SOFT CELL.
(MUSIC.. "TAINTED LOVE")

YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE THIS MILK JUG.
IT'S A BIT LIKE A MUG.

THAT'S A NICE SHIRT.

I BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION.
I'D LIKE TO COME BACK AS AN ANIMAL, LIKE A DOLPHIN.

BUT I'M DIGRESSING.

IT'S GREAT I'M PUTTING SOMETHING BACK.

JUST PEOPLE.

HE IS AN EX-SNOOKER PLAYER
AND IS AN UNKNOWN QUANTITY.

SHALL I BOOK YOU FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER?

STEADY, GIRLS. OOH, I'M ALL WET!

WE CAN'T CELEBRATE WITH THE SPICE GIRLS,

- MY FATHER WAS VERY DISTANT...
- DID HE LIVE IN A DIFFERENT WING?

ARE YOU JUST FLIRTING IN THAT SORT OF
CRUDE WAY THAT MIDDLE-AGED DIVORCEES DO?

UNFORTUNATELY, PEOPLE WOULD RATHER WATCH
CLIPS OF IDIOTS DRIVING CARS LIKE MANIACS

YOU CAN LEAVE BY THE FIRE ESCAPE,

THE NOISE THE DOOR MAKES...
(PING!)