JUST BECAUSE I USE THE PHRASE
"NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH" 14 TIMES.

WHAT DOES THAT SAY TO YOU
ABOUT REGIONAL DETECTIVE SERIES?

RIGHT UP TO TWENTIETH-CENTURY WELL-TONED WOMEN

THEY'LL THINK YOU'LL WANT TO JOIN IN. I'LL PAUSE IT.

NO CLOTHES, COMPLETELY NAKED,

TONIGHT, I WAS THAT CLOSE,
THAT CLOSE, TO BEING INFAMOUS.

L THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO CONSIDER
MOVING ON TO NEW PASTURES.

WELL, WHATEVER. BECAUSE THAT IS ME.

GETTING A BIT CROWDED NOW. LIKE LONDON.

HANDS UP! GIVE ME ALL YOUR PETROL!

I'VE GOT NOTHING TO HIDE. SEARCH ME! SEARCH ME!

I LOOK AT THE CHANGING SHAPE OF LADIES
THROUGH THE AGES,

(SOUTH AFRLCAN ACCENT) FULL BEAM.

SO, I SUPPOSE IF YOU WERE GOING
TO EXECUTE A BIRD OF PREY,

("IRISH" ACCENT)
"THERE'S MORE TO IRELAND DAN DIS."

(ROCK MUSIC)

- I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. "NORFOLK NIGHTS".
- THE VERY SAME.

NO, IT'S FINE. THANK YOU.