IT SHOULD CONTAIN A TORCH
A CURLY WURLY, A BOOK OF STAMPS,
THAT WAS ORCHESTRAL MANOEUVRES IN THE DARK
"EEH, OCTOPUSSY."
- I'M BATMAN.
- HAAAH!
WE CAN'T CELEBRATE WITH THE SPICE GIRLS,
WHEN I RAISED MY LEGS THEN,
SOMETHING UNPLANNED HAPPENED.
WHY?
OK. BYE. BYE.
- THANK GOD FOR THAT.
- AYE AYE.
IMAGINE A TONGUE
STICKING OUT OF A SESAME-SEED COB!
- I'M HAVING A BARBECUE, FANCY COMING OVER?
- I'D LOVE TO!
GLORY BE!
THEY'VE ASKED ME TO TAKE OVER
TONY'S JOB AS CHIEF COMMISSIONING EDITOR.
AYE.
OOH, MINCE!
WHEN I MADE SOME COMMENTS ABOUT
INTENSIVE FARMING. WHERE DID I GO WRONG?
GOODBYE, MARY. TRAFFIC.
- DO YOU LIKE MILK?
- NO.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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