STILL, GOOD NEWS ABOUT THE CHOCOLATE ORANGES.

IT MIGHT LOOK A BIT POKEY FROM THE OUTSIDE,
BUT A HAMILTON'S BOAT IS DECEPTIVELY LARGE,

LET'S START WITH SOME PETTING.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HAVEN'T YOU PROGRAMMES
TO MAKE? NO, YOU'RE ALL ON THE BBC GRAVY TRAIN!

SLEEP WELL, MICHAEL.

MAYBE YOU'RE HERE TONIGHT
WITH A WIFE OR AN OLD FLAME.

WOLVES AT THE DOOR. YOU'LL HUFF
AND YOU'LL PUFF AND... WHERE'S THE OTHER PIG?

SIOBHAN, YOU DON'T JUST GET SOME GUY
WHO USED TO BE ON TV PRESENTING A CHEAP VIDEO.

- I EXPECT YOU GET THAT ALL THE TIME.
- NOT REALLY.

- CAN I HAVE EGGS FOR BREAKFAST?
- AYE, CERTAINLY.

..THEN WE BRING THE COWS IN,
GET THEM MILKED BY 6 AM, SO..

OH, SORRY. I WAS JUST DOING THE CATALOGUES.

ALL THESE CARS?

- WHAT'S HER BOOK LIKE?
- DON'T REFER TO ME AS "HER".

MICHAEL, I WAS JUST SAYING TO SUSAN.
BIT OF A JOB FOR YOU.

SHE REMEMBERED, GREAT!

WHY ARE YOU ALL STARING? I'M NOT HAVING A GO.

EXCELLENT. I'VE DONE MY HOMEWORK.
WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK?