OK.

L KNOW A CRACKING OWL SANCTUARY. HOW ABOUT IT?

I DON'T SEE WHAT THIS IS GOING TO GAIN YOU.

FUCK OFF!

THEY'RE LOVELY AT THAT AGE.

- JOHN.
- ALL RIGHT, JOHN, ME OLD MUCKER?

HELLO, SUSAN. SORRY, HAVE I UPSET HER?

SO JUST TO REPEAT,
QUEEN ELIZABETH IL IS NOT DEAD.

- STAY THERE.
- RIGHT.

- IT'S MASSIVE.
- 10,OOO SQUARE FEET OF KITCHENS.

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED NAKED FLAMES ON THE FORECOURT.

A-A-A-A-A...L. LISTEN...

- OH, THERE YOU ARE.
- HOW ARE YOU, MR PARTRIDGE?

THIS IS BONO'S BEDROOM.
I'M NOT SURE IF HE'S IN. BONO?

YOU'D MAKE A VEY GOOD JUDAS.

- HELLO, MICHAEL. DO YOU WANT TO BE ALONE?
- OH, NO. IT'S NICE TO HAVE COMPANY.

COLONEL MUSTARD IN THE EN-SUITE BATHROOM
WITH THE LEAD PIPE. BATTERED.

WHETHER I WANTED AN APPLE OR NOT
WOULD BE A SIDE ISSUE.