RUDDY HELL, IT'S SOFT CELL.
(MUSIC.. "TAINTED LOVE")

- THE INSIDE.
- THE GIBLETS?

TALKING OUT OF HIS ARSE.

MY UKRAINIAN GIRLFRIEND ATTACKED ME
WITH A RUBBER HAMMER. SHE'S MILDLY CRETINOUS.

ANY MORE NEWS, ALAN?

THOUGH THE EFFECTS OF 23 YEARS ON THE GAME

THE VOTES ARE CLOSED AND "THE RINGS"
AND "THE FLIES" HAVE BEEN TROUNCED

APROPOS ACHIEVING SURROUND SOUND.

HE'S GOT FINGERS LIKE SCHWARZENEGGER'S ARMS.

LYNN, LYNN, YOU SPEAK TO HER.

- AND MUMMY USED TO SAY...
- THERE WE GO.

BUT WITH THE APOLOGY YOU'RE ABOUT TO GIVE,
I'M SURE YOU CAN DIG YOURSELF OUT OF THIS UGLY HOLE.

- THAT WAS A LOW POINT.
- THESE TAX PEOPLE CAN STAY INDEFINITELY.

I DON'T WANT TO GO OFF ANYWHERE.

MICHAEL DID SOMETHING SIMILAR LAST NIGHT
AND HE'S VERY HAPPY.

I'LL DEAL WITH IT LATER.

WHOA! THAT'S ENGLISH FOR "STOP A HORSE".

YOU CAN IF YOU ANGLE THE MIRROR BY THE DOOR.
DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU?