- HELLO,
- FUNNY STORY?

THIS IS BONO'S BEDROOM.
I'M NOT SURE IF HE'S IN. BONO?

- ADULT CHANNEL, THAT'S YOUR DIRTY MOVIES.
- NOT REALLY MY CUP OF TEA.

THAT WAS THE POLICE
WITH "DO DO DO, DA DA DA" -

ONE DAY I ARRANGED THEM ALL ON THE FLOOR

SUSAN, CAN YOU MAKE
PORNOGRAPHY COME ON MY TELLY, PLEASE?

RIGHT, FINE.

THINGS HAVE TO BE COMPARTMENTALISED, ALAN.
FOR EXAMPLE, IN THIS DRAWER YOU...

SEE HOW I FEEL AFTER THE FISHCAKES.

"'I USED TO BE INDECISIVE
BUT NOW I'M NOT SO SURE'".

AFTER YOU.
NOT YOU, LYNN. STAY HERE, GET ON THE PHONE.

- HELLO, ALAN.
- LYNN, HAND ME AN APPLE PIE.

- BANG! I'M JAMES BOND.
- GOT US IN THE NECK.

THESE AWARDS ARE ABOUT PEOPLE
LIKE SUSAN CRESSWELL.

HE'S NOT A CRIMINAL, BUT HE WILL GO 80 MPH ON THE
MOTORWAY IF HE WANTS TO GET SOMEWHERE QUICKLY.

JUST BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T REPAY A LOAN
AT AN UNCOMPETITIVE RATE OF INTEREST.

THAT'S NOT REALLY GOLD, IS IT? BUT THEY'RE NICE.

COUPLE OF STRAWS, NO PROBLEM.