- LYNN, ARE YOU WEARING PERFUME?
- YES.
- I'M OFFERING YOU SOMETHING TO EAT.
- WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
YEAH. I LIKE ALL THE BANDS.
OUT POPS THE VAMPIRE...
COUNT DAVULA OF CLIFTONVANIA.
THAT WAS OAP - OLD ALAN PARTRIDGE.
HE'S IN BANGKOK, AND THE PROSTITUTES ARE SAYING
HOW MUCH, AND HE'S GOING, "I'M NOT PAYING THAT".
SHE'S A MEMBER OF A BAPTIST CHURCH.
I THINK THEY'RE A BIT...
I THOUGHT HE JUST DREW PICTURES OF MICE.
- LYNN! I'LL JUST SPEAK OVER YOU.
- BUT...
- WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
- THAT, MICHAEL, IS SAD.
GO TO THE FRONT OF THE BUFFET QUEUE.
YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHERE IS BONO'S HOUSE?
MIND YOUR HEAD. IT'S COMING DOWN.
NO. I WAS JUST TALKING TO A WIDOW.
THERE IS ONE PERSON
I WOULD LOVE TO DRIVE A STAKE THROUGH.
I WONDER HOW THEY GET THOSE SWORDS
THROUGH CUSTOMS.
AND A SEGMENT OF LEMON,
BUT I AM UP AGAINST IT WITH THIS BONDATHON,
SO IF YOU COULD LIMIT YOUR MOURNING...
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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