NO? HE'S GONE. PITY.
MARVELLOUS LITTLE TAPAS BAR THERE.
- IT'S EMPTY.
- WHAT?
- I'LL TELL YOU TOMORROW.
- OK. HERE'S...
HELLO. YEAH, IT'S ALAN. YOUR LOVER'S HUSBAND.
I ADMIRE YOU TEACHERS. YOU'RE VERY HEROIC
TO DO WHAT YOU DO FOR SUCH RUBBISH MONEY.
- THAT'S THE WORK SURFACE I TOLD YOU ABOUT.
- LYNN, YOUR BAILEY'S.
MAKE IT AN HOUR. I WANT TO HAVE
A SHOWER BEFORE AND, IDEALLY, AFTERWARDS.
TRUCKFEST. IT'S COMING TO IPSWICH!
# AND A GOLDEN GIRL
ARE YOU HAIRY, MARY?
HAVE YOU GOT WINDSCREEN WASHER FLUID?
HOW WAS YOUR DAY, ALAN?
OK.
AS ORDERED. ONE CUP OF BEANS.
I'VE PUT A SAUSAGE IN. IT'S A MICHAEL SPECIAL.
THEY'RE LITTLE ONES.
TO PUT IN LATER.
I DON'T FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE. IT'S JUST CONFUSING.
- WAS THAT A SNUB-NOSED UZI?
- YES, I THINK IT WAS.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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