I'M HAVING AN ATTACK OF THE OLD FLAKES AGAIN.
THIS MORNING, MY PILLOW LOOKED LIKE A FLAPJACK.

OH, YOU'RE THERE. THIS ISN'T BRIGHT ENOUGH.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO "GO NUCLEAR".

AND IT IS A BOOK THAT'S FULL OF JOY,

LAST THING AT NIGHT AND FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
ONLY IT JUST GETS A LITTLE BIT SMELLY.

- TWO FLAVIA FROTHY CAPPUCCINOS COMING UP.
- YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN.

HAS YOUR CAREER GONE OFF THE RAILS?

CAN I COME IN?

- WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?
- NOTHING.

WE NORMALLY HAVE THREE CLOCKS
TELLING THE TIME IN LONDON, PARIS AND DUBLIN.

(80'S STYLE SYNTHESISER MUSIC)

IT LOOKS LIKE PORRIDGE!

YOU USED THIS PAY CHANNEL.

AND SACK HER FOR BEING AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT

SONJA, THAT WAS CLASSIC INTERCOURSE.

- YOU SHOULD SACK YOUR PR PEOPLE.
- WE HAVE.

A GOOD SLOGAN FOR THE TOURIST BOARD.

THANK YOU, ALAN.
SLIGHTLY MORE EXCITING THAN I'D ANTICIPATED.

THE BOX SAYS, "NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN."
I WOULDN'T TAKE ANY NOTICE OF THAT.